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Obamacare will soon be abolished for good

There’s nothing like pushing things to the last minute. One day before the deadline to sign-up for health insurance coverage for 2019, a ...

By Oli SloneDecember 20, 20180

National

Trump did not commit a crime and you can’t change our minds

In breaking, allegedly not #fakenews, Fox News legal analyst Andrew Napolitano has said that federal prosecutors have evidence President Trump committed a crime. ...

By Oli SloneDecember 14, 20180

Life

Forbes releases list of world’s luckiest YouTube brats!

Forbes recently released their list of highest-paid people who don’t have to do a whole lot to make their dough. These five people ...

By Oli SloneDecember 6, 20180

World

Missionary killed by isolated tribe in India forgot to bring coconuts

There are some things you probably shouldn’t do. Give a pregnant woman unsolicited advice. Get out of your car at one of those ...

By Oli SloneNovember 29, 20180

World

UK tries to copy America’s revolution, doesn’t look as cool doing it

Apparently this Brexit thing that has been in the news for the past couple of years isn’t slang for “breadstick” but is in ...

By Oli SloneNovember 26, 20180

Life

A Day in the Life of Trump: Thanksgiving Edition

Being President of the United States of America is perhaps the most important job to ever exist in the history of the world ...

By Oli SloneNovember 25, 20180

Politics

Democrats stupidly elect an unexperienced female to Congress but we’ll drive her crazy

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a fetus of just 29 years from New York, was somehow recently elected to the House of Representatives. When she takes ...

By Oli SloneNovember 22, 20180

Politics

Republicans come out on top in America’s most notorious swing state

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Nearly two weeks after the November 6 election, Florida finally gets their act together, breaks out the abacus, and ...

By Oli SloneNovember 20, 20180

News

Trump finishes homework; refuses to turn it in to Principal Mueller

Breaking News: Perfect President Donald Trump is under investigation, as if he could possibly do something wrong. Nevertheless, special counsel Robert Mueller is ...

By Oli SloneNovember 20, 20180

News

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer arrested for domestic violence

It’s a new week, which means it’s time for another riveting case of he said/she said. In this week’s edition, Michael Avenatti, Stormy ...

By Oli SloneNovember 20, 20180

News

Liberal news media throws hissy fit and sues President Trump when put in time out

CNN – everyone’s favorite Circus News Network – has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration for revoking their correspondent Jim Acosta’s press ...

By Oli SloneNovember 20, 20180

Education

Another shitty CNN article that does nothing for Mueller probe except to add more confusion and sexual innuendos

We don’t know who the hell Chris Cillizza is but it is safe to say he’s another moron at CNN who gave yet ...

By Oli SloneNovember 19, 20180

Education

Boy this Attorney General Stuff is Getting Everyone’s Panties in a Twist!

So here’s the deal. Trump has appointed Whitaker as the new attorney general to oversee the never-ending Russia probe. Poor Session’s probing just ...

By Oli SloneNovember 19, 20180

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Welcome to FUKQ News! The only news source you really need. Seriously, screw everyone else!

FUKQ Channel 02 News, the last speck of truth in an ever-expanding black void of liberal lies, has been proudly serving the residents of Foxworth ...

By Oli SloneAugust 20, 20180

Obamacare will soon be abolished for good

Trump did not commit a crime and you can’t change our minds

Forbes releases list of world’s luckiest YouTube brats!

Missionary killed by isolated tribe in India forgot to bring coconuts

UK tries to copy America’s revolution, doesn’t look as cool doing it

A Day in the Life of Trump: Thanksgiving Edition

Democrats stupidly elect an unexperienced female to Congress but we’ll drive her crazy

Republicans come out on top in America’s most notorious swing state

Trump finishes homework; refuses to turn it in to Principal Mueller

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer arrested for domestic violence

Liberal news media throws hissy fit and sues President Trump when put in time out

Another shitty CNN article that does nothing for Mueller probe except to add more confusion and sexual innuendos

Boy this Attorney General Stuff is Getting Everyone’s Panties in a Twist!

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