We don’t know who the hell Chris Cillizza is but it is safe to say he’s another moron at CNN who gave yet another un-needed anal ysis of the Mueller and Russia probe that never ends. Oh yeah, apparently he’s the guy who “cuts through the political spin and tells you what you need to know”. The only political spin that needs to happen is Chris Cillizza when he sits on it. SIT AND SPIN Chris Cillizza!

The crux of the article is that Trump is pissed the Mueller probe isn’t going his way because he’s used to getting what he wants as he has his own business empire, television show, and is currently the president of the most powerful nation on earth. No shit. Pretty sure you get your own way when you have all that stuff. But according to Cillizza Trump is having a temper fit and is cited as referring to the investigation as a hoax and literally “A TOTAL WITCH HUNT LIKE NO OTHER IN AMERICAN HISTORY”. Okay yeah he is kind of having a temper fit and hate to break it to you prez but there was sort of a bigger witch hunt that took place in Salem a few years back ‘cept there were no probes. There were pitchforks.

Cillizza didn’t really explain or expand on jack when it comes to the investigation and we’re pretty sure the American public, thanks to this dude, the rest of CNN and the liberal media, have no idea what the hell is actually going on or who or what is being probed anymore and for how long and to what extent. Wait……that……sounded wrong. Yeah.
While Cillizza might be a libtard the president is sort of is actually acting like he is still on the apprentice – only firing those who are a lot more sane and important than Omarosa and Karthik Negasan – with statements included in the article he made like this gem: “I could fire everybody right now, but I don’t want to stop it because politically I don’t like stopping it.”

Also, ironically Cillizza states that Trump “veers even further from established truth and facts” and implied that Trump’s “record with the truth” has been less than stellar, only Trump is usually being vilified for telling the truth a little too much, now it’s not enough? WHICH IS IT libbies?

The article all in all, not surprisingly, is confusing, with Cillizza providing statements MADE BY TRUMP – “the inner workings of the Mueller investigation are a total mess.” Then Cizzilla making statements that Trump wouldn’t know what is going on with the Mueller probe – “ its not clear how Trump obtained information about the inner workings…” So which IS it Cillizza? Do you even know? Sounds like you can’t explain your own inner-workings.

With such sentences like “ the only person who could fire Mueller is the attorney general. So Trump could tell Whitaker to fire Mueller and, in theory, Whitaker could do that.” It’s not exactly going to win any writing awards. And with phrases like the “inner workings” of the probe, “ever mounting frustration with his inability to control the probe”, words that sound almost like insertion, and “in short: the longer the probe” its clear the editor has no idea of what inuendo means.
But carry on CNN!

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Original Article Here.